TIL in 1877, Jimmy, a monkey, was charged with assault after he bit the finger of Mary Shea, in New York. On hearing the case the judge said he could not legally commit a monkey. Jimmy then respectfully removed his velvet hat, climbed atop the judge’s desk and attempted to shake his hand.
A billion times zero sounds like it would be a big number! But if you passed second grade math you’d realize it’s still zero.
Turning parenting into a game is amusing! First step zombie baby. Next step Frankenstein toddler.
Timing is everything when someone goes through a breakup. But sometimes you really need to know if the assignment is due tomorrow.
Be careful who you gossip about on facebook! Even if it’s just about their hair. People have friends, and 167 people will stand behind them with a BURN.
Someone make this lonely kid feel better. Clearly they need a red rose and a poem.